He is the only person to reach the end of the internet

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 07:32

He was once asked by a patron if he did magic tricks. That person then disappeared. Know one has spoken to them since.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 19:32

He once reenacted the entire Jurassic Park movie using string and his natural body odor. It was later branded as Jurassic Park 2.

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 10:00

Every saturday morning, the X-Men watch a show about him.

Submitted by admin on Sun, 05/31/2009 - 09:55

He doesn't get speeding tickets, he changes the speed limit.

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:29

he went back in time, just so he could watch himself

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:28

He rejected Megan Fox, twice.

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:23

He had a dream, before Martin Luther King

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:13

His sperm have a bigger dick than you

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 02:55

He was once asked to dig a ditch in Panama.

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:46
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