He doesn't wait in line; the line waits on him.
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:00
Post to TwitterHe is a 1,000,000th level Magic-User
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:38
His alcohol has a rating of blood content... He is, in fact, the most interesting man in the world!!!
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:10
His blood transfusions are the only reason Keith Richards is still alive.
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 14:20
He believes oxygen is for sissies! (LuksNyc)
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 14:17
When he sneazes everyone elses heart stops
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 02:27
Rihanna offered him $1,000,000 to sleep with her. He regretfully declined fearing she would need a wheelchair after.
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 00:47
He took a spiral notebook and a calculator and made a laptop..with no tools
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 23:28
