Strippers pay him to give him a lap dance. He is the most interesting man in the world.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 23:10
Post to TwitterHis quickness is the stuff of legend......he once caught his own home run ball
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 16:45
When Hunting wild game he needs no weapon, his quarry simply surrenders.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 12:59
Gravity defies him. C.K.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 23:59
He once jumped the Grand Canyon...on a snowboard...when he was 10.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 23:51
He doesn't play in the NFL because of the two minute warning. No one warns him.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 22:39
911 calls him if he knows about any emergencies.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 21:49
He can smell what the Rock is cooking
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 20:20
