He can pull down his pants and make John Holmes look small.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 19:37
Post to TwitterAll he has to do is merge onto the New Jersey Turnpike...and everyone forgets about Snooki.
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 15:53
His hindsight is 20 10
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 14:01
he tugs on supermans cape, spits into the wind, pulls the mask off the lone ranger, and even messes with slim
Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 08/07/2010 - 02:41
he never lost his virginity... he was born without it.
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 23:31
His name is often mentioned when people are asked... "Who's your daddy?"
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 21:58
He only buys deodorant for other people.
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 21:50
He can know, with 100% certainity, both the position and momentum of an electron. Stay thirsty my friends.
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 08/06/2010 - 13:55
