He doesn't get sun burnt, he burns the sun.
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 21:52
Post to TwitterChuck Norris jokingly ask him to pull his finger and Chuck surprisingly soiled his pants.
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 20:17
He's a well respected man about town, doing the best things so conservatively.
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 17:26
He once parted the Red Sea... just because it was in his way
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 15:49
"It has been said that he...blesses the Pope!"
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 15:25
He never mispronounces words, he creates new pronounciations
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 11:12
He is a degree program at seven major universities
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/04/2010 - 03:07
When he touches 14K gold it turns into 24K gold
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 22:15
