Gay men turn straight in his presence, but as soon as he's gone they're gay again
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 22:09
Post to TwitterHis biography was written before he was born.
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 20:25
fish need a license to be caught by him
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:16
it only takes him 30 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:13
He ate Octopus Paul for Dinner
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:20
He has never used an eraser
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:18
He pulls cops over cuz he can.
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 13:50
trains stop at railroad crossigs for him jut in case hes driving by. JAG
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 08:51
