he surprised the people who where throwing his own surprise birthday party
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 08:50
He once debated himself and won
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 04:08
He once looked a midget in the eye
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 03:53
He once swam the English Channel, twice
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 03:42
He wrestles lions for fun and kills elephants with his bare hands. Twc
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 08/03/2010 - 01:15
He does not go to bed angry. He stays up and plots his revenge.
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 23:20
He gets his energy from haters.
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 23:18
He walked in on a fight between Superman and Chuck Norris...and walked out with cape in one hand and a beard in the other.
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 08/02/2010 - 22:14


